Bad Luck Blueberries

Yesterday morning, I had big plans.  The Boulder Count Fair Parade was going to start at 10 a.m., and I was up by 6:30 or so.  I sliced up some fruit and took out ingredients to make blueberry muffins, which would make good snacks at the parade.  I had a big container of fresh blueberries I’d gotten on sale at the grocery store.  Turns out I was out of baking powder, and had no cream of tartar so I couldn’t make my own.

Off to the store I went.  Zipped straight to the aisle where the baking products were, grabbed what was on sale, and got out of there (yes, I paid first).  Jump in the car, stick in the key, turn it…

Click.

Are you kidding me?  Gah!  Called my daughter to come help me push it.  It is a stick and I can usually pop it and start it, at least enough to get it home.  I had fan and lights, so I knew I wasn’t completely dead.  It started right up when I popped it, and I drove straight to Autozone, hoping this was just a bad battery.  But that would have been too easy.  Battery is good, but the starter isn’t getting juice.  Could be a wire, could be a bad starter.  Either way, it had to be towed to the mechanic’s.  Not that I know any here.  I’ve not needed one since we moved here.  And of course, it was a Saturday.  I had to take what I could get.  The car is now sitting at Aubry’s Automotive waiting for a diagnoses.

All because I wanted to make something with blueberries.

I wouldn’t even think about the blueberries, but this is not the first time I’ve had car trouble related to blueberries.  A while back, oh, about 12 or so years ago now, there was another incident.  Shortly after my divorce, I took the kids, who were then 11 and 8 or so, to the local blueberry farm.  “Local” meaning about an hour away.  It was a bright sunny day, mid-summer, and I had the day off.  The kids and I picked blueberries until we had a good batch of them, probably a gallon or so.  When we got back to the car, it turns out Tony had locked the car, with my keys inside.  My cell phone too.  No one I knew was available to help, or bring me a set of spare keys.  I had no choice but to break a window to get back in.  I asked the farmer for a hammer, wrapped the head in my denim shirt, and tapped the smallest window on the car – the rear non-opening vent window.

Turns out that window is almost the most expensive one on the car, and my liability-only insurance sure wasn’t going to pay for it.  Cost me $225 to replace it some weeks later.

All because I wanted to pick blueberries.

Coincidence?  I wonder.

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